:10 All you “Ballers”…shout this out. David “Dr. Death” Trent went “toe to toe” with death and as usual he won. David Trent, the legendary shooting phenom out of 5th Avenue High and Tuskegee University, as well as a stand out all-star and single game record holder in the nationally recognized Connie Hawkins NCAA/Pro/AM Summer Basketball League (51) fought off a rare foot infection to remain in the game…the game of life! Bad news is, he suffered a leg amputation below the knee. Good news is he’s recovering well at UPMC Presby. All you cats that David raised on, do the right thing and call or visit him. He’ll be in a few more weeks. Of course that will be all of you. No one that ever played against him could stop him. NO – BODY! Including you.
:09 I don’t know if you heard, but I’m back in the hunt. What am I talking about you say? Paula Patton is free again and I am gonna get her!
:08 As you all know, I know nothing about hockey, but I know this, if a man just had a stroke six weeks ago and he’s trying to play again…well, that’s a bad man! And I don’t even know his name. I told you I didn’t know anything.
:07 I told you not to worry about Pitt. Game one is in the bag. A beat down of Colorado. Who? That’s right!
:06 Speaking of Pitt, and I was, the greatest female basketball player in Pitt history and one of the greatest in Western Pa. and Big East history…Jennifer Bruce, was recognized for the legend that she is and was recently honored as an “ACC Legend.”
:05 And by the way, while we’re in a constant mode to get Sam Clancy’s uniform retired, you gotta put Jennifer Bruce in the rafters as well. Hell, she outscored all the men in Pitt history…I’m just saying!
:04 The Champions High School All-Star Classic is coming. You didn’t miss it. We’re still looking for grade school and middle school boys and girls teams to play. If you have a team, call the Champions at 412-628-4856. High school seniors call right away. Ask for Warren Jackson, classic director.
:03 You better sign Maurice Jones-Drew…all three of him, or have you forgotten your running back desperation from last year!?!?
:02 If you think for one minute that Phil Jackson is not going to turn the Knicks into a champion, and soon, you’ve been smokin’ too much of the now legal weed coming out of Arizona. He will and they will. Take it to the bank!
:01 Okay, I’ll give it to ya one more time cause I know some of you Brashear and Oliver grads are a little slower than the rest of the free world. “Nite of the Champions” with the Steeler legends at the Rivers Casino Grand Ballroom. Saturday, March 29, 7-10 p.m.—$25 donation—free hors d’oeuvres—cash bar—free parking and the greatest players to ever play the game. C’mon man! You know you can’t beat that. Call 412-628-4856 for information.
:00 President Obama, please leave Russia alone or you’re gonna go down in history as the Black President that brought the world to an end…I am just sayin!
~ GAME OVER ~
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