:10—I am going to start with the Pens so that you know I’m serious about what I am about to say. As you well know, I know nothing about the game, but I know this, if they lose game seven of a series they should have won 4-1, some coach is getting run out of town and it ain’t gonna be Tomlin, Hurdle or Dickson, and that you can take to the bank.
:09—Your Pittsburgh Pirates took two out of three from the St. Louis Cardinals. That alone is darn good considering how they’ve been playing and that was the third series in a row that they’ve won. So I am not complaining and they’re starting to put it together as I told you they would. But man-o-man you got the bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th with no outs after a serious come-back effort. You – have – got – to – score – that – run – to – tie – the – game! Come on man!
:08—Ya’ll know “Magic Mike,” no not the legend from North Side and bump yes fame. I mean young “Magic Mike,” the yard man from Homewood with the killer jump shot.Well, his boy Chad said some things I can’t repeat or I might turn up on a milk carton. But Mike said let him go cause he just don’t know what he don’t know. Hey Chad…you’re now in the Locker Room.
:07—So you want me to believe that Steve Kerr is ready to be a head coach in the NBA, but Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is not. Yeah, I guess you’re right. All Abdul-Jabbar has done is win three consecutive NCAA titles, six NBA titles, who knows how many MVPs and, by the way, is NBA’s all time leading scorer…yeah, what would he know about coaching the Lakers, the team he took to five championships?!?!?
:06—Spurs will win the West over Portland as predicted. Clippers are playing great under the circumstances, but OKC will prevail. The Pacers are back on track and will dismiss the Wizards and the Heat have no heat from the Nets. That said, it will be the Spurs and the Heat again and yes that’s what the Spurs have been quietly waiting for. Just listen to me!!!
:05—Here’s your Steelers draft update. Just relax will ya.
No. 1—Ryan Shazier, linebacker with 4.4 speed, unheard of.
No. 2—Dri Archer might be the fastest Steeler of all times. 4.2 – 4.3
No. 3—Daniel McCullers, aka “The Run Stuffer,” rings in at 352 lbs in the middle of the D-line. That’s all you need to know.
No. 4—Wide receivers Shaquille Richardson and Martavis Bryant could play right away.
No. 5—Linebacker Jordan Zumwalt has the Jack Lambert DNA. He’s mean and nasty!
Yes boys and girls, we will make some noise this year. Now shut up!
:04—Oh yeah, Michael Sam got drafted as the first gay guy in the NFL…next!
:03—Well, who would have thought it, but the student finally beat the teacher. Debbie Coleman’s Job Corp. team got their first ever win over The Champions Legends squad, featuring Myron Brown, Warren Wilson, “Chaz” and Marcus Robinson. A great game to be sure. 71-70 lost, but a whole lot of great b-ball. Congrats Coach Deb.
:02—Dan Sterling, Shelly Sterling and for that matter Sterling Silver—none of them should own a skateboard let alone an NBA team.
:01—First Friday, coming at ya Friday, June 6. Get ready to get ready. Brewstone’s in Monroeville. 8 p.m. – 1 a.m. D.J. Sly Jock – the Allure models—Corvette Club and dancin’, eatin’ and drinkin’…Old School Baby!
:00—GAME OVER
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