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Bill_Neal
BILL NEAL

:10—Mike, Myron, Fred (they know who they are) and my old man will all tell ya that no one is a bigger “Heat” and LeBron hater than me.  But come on people, let this cramp thing go.  If you’re hating on him for that, you’re stupid. Bad decision on “the decision”…yes!  Left Cleveland hanging…yes! Scared to take the last shot…yes!  But pretending to have cramps…no way!! Considering that most of you complaining have never played anything but checkers, you wouldn’t know the pain because you never been there.  Let it go man.  Let it go.
:09—Back to the game. I told you two months ago The Spurs are on a mission. Cramps or no cramps, The Spurs beat The Heat in six.  Remember, revenge is best served cold.
:08—I know it’s probably me.  As most of you know, I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but doesn’t it make sense to increase minimum wage so that people have more money to spend, thus improving the overall economy? Duh!  And for the owners that keep crying that they’ll have to close, try taking home $100,000 a year instead of $200,000.

:07—You knew California Chrome wasn’t going to win the Belmont. You were hoping he would, but you knew better.  Now, go pay your bet off before they break your legs.
:06—The Penguins fired the G.M.  Told old what’s his name (how soon we forget) that he was  good. Then hired Jim Rutherford to be the new G.M.  Then he fired old what’s his name.  That’s all I got, but I’ll keep you posted.
:05—Clearly you gotta be young to understand the old school Marvel comics. The X-Men     Days of Future Past. WWWAAAYYY over my head.  Go see it if you want to.  I don’t know what else I can tell ya. This is a first time ever no ranking.  I just can’t rank what I don’t get.
:04—Think I know very little about hockey? You’re right. And guess what, I know even less about soccer, but I do know this, there’s some kind of cup going on as we speak. I’ll keep ya posted.
:03—Only 50 days or so to Steelers training camp.  Get ready boys and girls we…I’m sorry, they got plenty of work to do. Word to the wise, Coach Tomlin read the Franco Harris story. If they let Franco go, the Steelers will let anybody go.  Watch your front and your back!
:02—Speaking of the Steelers, and I was, I for one am all in favor of bringing back James Harrison and Santonio Holmes. Hey, if they make the team, they make the team. If not, you cut them. No love lost.
:01—Congratulations to all the high school grads and most especially to the student athletes. If you made it this far, you’ve been blessed. And guess what?  The best is yet to come. Go forth and prosper. And remember, champions aren’t born, they’re made, through desire, determination and dedication!!!
~ GAME OVER ~

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