:10—I never, never, never ever start off with hockey…but are you kidding me? The Pens management wants you to believe that the “So Called” greatest player in the world, Sidney Crosby, played like Tiger Woods because he had a bad wrist. Talk about spin! C’mon man, “We Were Born in Canada, But not last night,” Huh?
:09—Speaking of Tiger Woods…and I was. Tell me another guy who controls the airways like he does and he’s playing like Sidney Crosby…Get it…Tiger-Sid…Syd-Tiger. OK, let it go.
:08—By the way, I am coming to you today from the Grand Concourse at Station Square. Down the road-a-piece, at the Sheraton Hotel, they’re having a Female Body Building Competition. No, these aren’t the cuties you have in your late night dreams, these are the other species that can kick your butt. Let me just say this, I’ve never been so turned on and scared at the same time in my life!!!
:07—Oh yeah, just a reminder that I told ya so. When “Tiger” gets all his women back, and I mean all “14.” He’ll win another major and not before. It’s clear to me he needs the distractions. No I’m really serious.
:06—Pittsburgh-Steelers-Camp-Starts-Next-Week…Let’s Do This!
:05—You think I am kidding when I say this, but what about O.J.? I know, he may have done a bad thing, but it’s still unproven. Is the man to spend the rest of his life in jail for taking back his own stuff? I am just askin’!
:04—Not much new about your Pittsburgh Pirates. A few games over 500, Josh Harrison is still leading the charge, McCutcheon remains one of the top five players in baseball and Lord knows we need another “Ace” and a “Closer,” you know that. Hell, Stevie Wonder can see that.
:03—I know most of you think…or know that Sly Stone has lost his mind. But do yourself a favor and put in the Family’s Greatest Hits and remember the genius that was Sly and The Family Stone. “Hot Fun in the Summertime”!!
:02—The Armon Gilliam “Hard Work” Basketball Camp is Saturday and Sunday, Aug. 2-3, at the Penn Hills YMCA. Boys and girls ages 8-15 years. Lunch-T-shirts- Certificates for completing the camp-and lots of old school discipline. Call 412-628-4856 to sign up. Only “23” spots are left.
:01—Achieving Greatness and The United Rays Corvette Club present The First Friday Fantasy, Friday, Aug. 1, at the Center for the Arts at Fifth and Shady Avenues, 8 p.m.-1 a.m.-Free Parking-$20 at the door-Soul Food by Gibsons-Corvette Car Show-Cash Bar-50/50-Sandy Green-Sly Jock-Tubby Daniels Band- call 412-628-4856.
:00—GAME OVER
