:08—Speaking of women…okay, just work with me here! What is it about Hannah Storm on ESPN? I mean let’s be honest here. She’s no Halle Berry, but something about her. Maybe it’s the long legs…the short dresses…the way she looks at me through the T.V.…or maybe the way she calls my name…huh…ohh, my bad. Did I say that out loud?!?!
:07—The 49ers are in trouble…too bleeping bad! I hope they stay in trouble. The coach thinks he’s the second coming…the quarterback hates his mother…and anything that keeps them away from six Super Bowls is alright with me!
:06—You mean to tell me that football season is starting and you don’t care about O.J.? I just can’t believe it!
:05—Am – I – Ready – For – Some – Football? You better know it. It’s Steelers time baby. “Let’s Get This Party Started,” “It’s Go Time,” “Not Here…Not Now…Not Today,” “Circle the Wagons Boys,” and all the other good ole sayings you can rally. “All My Rowdy Friends are Here on Monday Nite!!!”
:04—By the way, yes I am at my spot. That’s why you get all the updated information firsthand, but as you know ‘where I am at’ for you is on a need to know basis and you don’t – need – to – know! But know this, my first prediction of the season, the Steelers big at home on opening day. Pittsburgh 31 Cleveland 10. And that boys and girls you can take to the bank!
:03—Okay, let me see if I understand this. Ladies, you put on these skin tight black leggins and when men (not me, but other men) look at you as you walk by, you look at them (not me) like we took the last piece of chicken off your plate. If you don’t want us ‘I mean them’ to look, just put on a pair of extra large and get out of the extra small. I’m just sayin!
:02—Now this bears repeating. As you all know, I am not one to tell you ‘I told you so’ well wait a minute, yes, I am. Having said that, let me say this. I’ve finally been able to close the doors on my great prediction of The Spurs taking The Heat out of “The Heat.” I’m not going to name names (FRED CRAWFORD), but everyone is now paid up and we can rest easy now. (Especially since the NBA season is ready to start again ‘I’m just saying’!) Anyway, “Big D,” my Dad, Booker, Zik and all the others and you know who you are…thank you for your contribution. *Oops, my bad twice. I did tell you so and I did name names’ c’mon Neal!
:01—As you probably know by now, Champion Enterprises is celebrating its 40th year of dedicated community service. Look for the anniversary celebration coming your way soon and I expect to see all of you there. I’ll keep you posted.
:00—You figure this out on your own. The winner of the Olympic Decathlon is considered the greatest overall athlete in the world, right? Right! But a recent article in “Men’s Health” says that Cristiano Ronaldo, soccer player from Portugal, is the No. 1 athlete in the world and Decathlon winner, Ashton Eaton, is No. 2. HUH?!?!
~ GAME OVER ~
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