:10—Okay, about the Pitt football game…
No. 1—Don’t be laughing at the Atlanta Braves crowd when only 10,000 of you show up to see Pitt play.
No. 2—That was actually good news for the 30,000 that didn’t show up so you weren’t “Blinded by the Light.”
No. 3—Apparently you have to have long hair to be on the Pitt dance team…I’m just sayin!
No. 4—Aaron Donald, you now see how important you were to this team. You were here. You should have suited up and played.
No. 5—Oh yeah, Pitt got whipped . . . with a big ole switch
:09—Alright, somebody help me here and I am not passing judgment (as you know I don’t do that), but what is it with wearing boots in summer or even now when it’s 80 degrees. Ladies, trust me. Men want to see your legs as long as possible. Oh shut up. You know you were thinking it too. You just want me to take all the heat! Well, I’ll take it. I ain’t scared of your women or mine…oh my bad baby! No, no, seriously I was just jokin’ . . . alright, I ain’t scared of your women!
:08—Anyway, the problem with Pitt as “The Emperor” Chuck Knoll would say, we have problems and they are many!
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