:10—Okay, you know me so don’t pretend like you thought for one moment that this wasn’t coming (And let me be clear right from the jump this is in no way intended to make light of the serious problem of child sex abuse. This is only to make light of Jared the Subway Guy!) Look I don’t care who you are or where you are in the world. What you do behind closed doors is your business as long as it’s legal, with a consenting adult and not doing harm to anyone. But this is not about sex. This is about STUPID!!! I mean it just is. Try this top ten on for size. #1 – In your own house? #2 You had a partner in crime. #3 You left a clear paper trail. #4 You’re on T.V. every two minutes. #5 You didn’t go to China or Asia or to “Nobody Knows Me Here Land.” You went to New York City with your freak show. #6 – You had it all laid out on your home computer. #7 Tell me again how much money you “were” making just to eat a hoagie? #8 You’ve got a wife and kids mmmaaannn. #9 Tell me again how much money you “were” making just to eat a hoagie? #10 The late great Richard Pryor was right. Some of you xxx-xxx need to be locked up just for being stupid!!!