• The NBA kicked off last night. The Lakers get it on tonight. Kobe, let’s get this party started.
• Here’s some truth you can really believe. And if I am lyin . . . I am dyin! I am not going to Disneyland. I am going to Louisville University. “And tell your mother I ain’t never coming home!” The rides there are longer and way more fun.
• Coach Franklin, ye of the Penn State Nittany Lions, please be careful with the back and forth dialogue with Pitt. It’s in everyone’s best interest that we get the home and away games back on track.
• Granted Pitt hasn’t beat a winning team yet, but that doesn’t mean they’re not good or worthy of top twenty ranking, but the proof will be in the pudding tonight when the Tar Heels come to town. With a 6 and 1 record, this will be proof positive!
• Worry not about the comeback of Big Ben. He wouldn’t play if the doctors didn’t say he was ready. And you know true champions rise to the occasion. Not a bigger one to be had than Steelers-Bengals . . . LET’S GET IT ON!
• Be reminded, don’t throw “Laundry Jones” out with the wash and don’t toss Michael Vick to the dogs! You may need them both. (I know, it’s “Landry” . . . shut up!)
• Flashback on this. Wesley Garnett, Tony Liscio and Curt Hifflin played on the legendary Westinghouse H.S. Pete Dimperio football teams that won “20” City League titles in “21” years. Just try to comprehend that. UN – BE – LIEVE – ABLE!
• Don’t worry. Just saving the best for last. Here’s your Top Ten from a variety of directions:
#10 – There is no excuse, none!
# 9 – Call the principal and just wait
# 8 – Clear the classroom, “de-escalate!”
# 7 – Call the parents and just wait
# 6 – Get two women to talk her out.
#5 – You weight 250 . . . man please!
#4 – You got an award for what?!?
#3 – Just because you like Brown Sugar doesn’t give you a green light for abuse . . . Master!
#2 – Are you going to listen to the other racist School nurse and psychiatrist defend him or what your lying eyes tell you
#1 – Yes, he should be fired and forever!
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