He still has a zillion dollars, and the ‘little black book’
:10—Once again I have to get many of you. Not all of you, but many of you to wake up and smell the touchdowns. Did Martavis Bryant do the right thing when he went all social media with his complaining? Clearly he only needed to pay attention to how that doesn’t help Trump to know that’s not a great move. But here’s the real deal. Ask yourself how many days are you going to practice and how many games are you gonna run up and down that field and not get the ball thrown your way? Look, I’m 6’5” I weigh 210 lbs. Throw me the damn ball no matter how many people are on me. I’ll win that battle 8 out of 10 times. I’m just sayin’!!!
:09—This just in. Your Pittsburgh Penquins are currently 7-5 and in second place in the metro division. Oh, didn’t know I knew what I know huh? Now run tell that.
:08—I don’t know. Maybe it’s me, but what the hell does Tiger Woods have to feel so bad about that he needs drugs and alcohol. I mean, really. You’ve got a zillion dollars. You’ll go down as arguably the best ever, second at worst, and I know you still got the “little black book.” C’mon, man!
:07—A couple things about the Dallas Cowboys. #1–And a lot of people don’t know this, but they’re my go-to team when the Steelers go down. Yeah, I said it! #2–I’m a little surprised they let someone wear Michael “The Playmaker” Irvin’s jersey number. Number “88” should be retired. I know it’s Dez Bryant, but even still. #3–Did Ezekiel Elliott commit a crime against a woman or not? Dude hasn’t missed a game and it started out as a six-game suspension. I’m just askin!!
:06—It’s really getting to be a little ridiculous. The New York Knicks stink, as do the Pacers, Orlando, Washington and most of the east. Is it that we will only always have Cleveland vs. whoever until LeBron retires? C’mon, NBA, start fixin’ the lottery like you used to.
:05—Of course I am at my spot. The Steelers go on the road. I go on the road. I told ya two games ago they turned the corner and they’ll keep it movin’. Your Pittsurgh Steelers burn rubber in MoTown. 31-14 was my prediction, and 20-15 was the final…close enough!
:04—In case you were asleep at the wheel, not one new lie released in the JFK files (like that was going to happen). And yeah, some chump will get indicted this week to take the hit for Trump and his Russian pals and that will be it. Take it to the bank!
:03—Ya’ll know I’m not allowed to say this stuff cause Mr. Doss and good brothers Stephan Broadus and Rob Taylor have rules, but you also know Judge Dwayne Woodruff is my partner…now as he would say, “Do the right thing on November 7!” Ssshhh!
:02—Look, this is it, especially those of you that have a keen fashion sense. The Sensation Models will present their fabulous Fall Fashion Fantasy to raise money for “Toys for Tots,” Saturday, November 18, noon to 3 p.m., upstairs at the Savoy. The show will also feature vocal superstars Flo Wilson and Savannah Wiggins. Hors d’oeuvres spread, D.J. Shock, cash bar, free parking, Dress to Impress, 50/50 and vendors. Call Achieving Greatness at 412-628-4856 for info. Limited only 100 seats.
:01—Where is O.J. Simpson and what have you done with him?
:00—GAME OVER.
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