:10—Look, I feel as bad as anybody about Dude getting run over on that race track, but if you think you can jump out of your car…at – a – race – track…and maybe not get hit…then you’re not real clear on the whole death thing!
:09—Ok, ok, I am sticking with my earlier prediction that the Steelers will go 11-5 this year, and I know it’s only pre-season…but – but – but…man they looked a lot like last year’s Steelers. But Mike Tomlin, I believe in you. “Please Baby, Please Baby, Please Baby!!”
:08—By the way, here’s what “The Emperor” Chuck Noll said when asked if he thought pre-season games mattered. And I quote, “If they didn’t matter, we wouldn’t play them. I expect to win every game we play!”
:07—This just in. Tiger is not done. All you Tiger haters, and I know who you are, you’ve been there all along. The man is only 38. He’s got a ton of golf left in him and he will win five more majors and pass Jack Nicklaus before it’s all said and done. And that you can take to the bank! (That being said, the sooner he gets back to pimpin, the sooner he starts winning.) Oh you wanna blame me for saying that all the time. Well you do the math. He was the baddest man on the planet…he got busted…he hasn’t won a major since…duh!!!
:06—The world been waiting for this…hey “Sam” you’re now in the Locker Room. Thanks for reading. Sorry there’s no prize, but you do get to keep “D.J.”
:05—I know I told ya and I’m telling ya again. Go see the James Brown movie “Get on Up.” It’s even better the second time. Hit Me!
:04—O.M.G. what is the big deal. Put Alvarez on first and start Harrison at third. It can’t possibly be any worse for Pedro.
:03—When you get a moment, thank “your God” that you were born in the U.S, no matter how bad, and not in Iraq, etc. Man, it’s crazy over there. Some of those terrorists make Hitler and the boys look like boy scouts.
:02—I know I have to keep reminding you of stuff, but do yourself a favor and put “Superfly” on and Get on Down the Road, but make sure you listen to the whole thing, both sides, and be reminded of the genius that was Curtis Mayfield.
:01—The White Party was all that and yes we filled up and lit up the Center for the Arts in Shadyside, but the party ain’t over…we’re coming home ya’ll! Saturday, August 30th the par-tay is at The Lounge on Verona (next to Bonus Tire) and this one is strictly Old School. No band, no vocalist, no celebrities…just eatin…drinkin…and dancin. ALL – NIGHT – LONG…with The Legend Sly Jock. Free parking – cash bar – cash kitchen – 50/50 – $10 ticket. 8:00 p.m. until…Now, let’s do this!!! (412) 628-4856 for information.
:00—DOUBLE OVERTIME: The United Rays Corvette Club’s Annual Back to School Back Pack and School Supplies Give-Away – Sunday, August 17th at East Hills Giant Eagle. Car Cruise starts at 3:30 p.m. Supply Give-Away from 5:00 p.m. – 7:00 p.m. Open to grade school and middle school students.
~ GAME OVER ~
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