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Overtime 2/4…Patriots had a lot to prove and a lot of people to shut up

BILL NEAL
BILL NEAL

:10—By the time you read this, I will have landed after my return from the Super Bowl.  Yep, that Super Bowl.  By now you will also finally realize that I am smarter than all the so-called experts you listen to every day.  And to show you the kind of man I am, I’ll give you the winner right now and I won’t change after the fact.  New England has a lot to prove and a lot of people to shut up. TAKE – IT – TO – THE – BANK!
:09—I know some of you…or maybe most of you, think it’s cute or makes some kind of social statement, but I don’t.  I think Marshawn Lynch, the beast of a running back for the Seahawks, is dead wrong for not talking to the media. No. 1—You dance with the one that brung ya.  No. 2— He wouldn’t like it if all the media, and I mean all the media, stopped covering and showcasing him.  No. 3—It sets a real bad example for young Black men that may follow in his footsteps.  No. 4—All the money you’ve made from the NFL…man please!  N0. 5—It’s ignorant and looks ignorant.
:08—Much to my displeasure, LeBron and the Cavs have turned things around. That, combined with Indiana being crippled, Miami being old, the Bulls suffering from a ball of confusion and the Knicks just being pitiful, I can’t see how they can’t win the East. It’s being handed to them on a silver platter. SHUT UP ZIK!

:07—Regardless of how it goes down…or around…in Australia, just take a close look at Venus and Serena Williams tennis bio.  Simply IN – CRED -I – BLE.
:06—Hey everybody, Tiger’s back…hey…hey…hey everybody, did you hear what I said. Tiger’s back. Tiger’s playing golf again. Do you people hear me? Hey, what gives. What the heck is going on here?  Don’t tell me you’ve all given up on Tiger Woods…you mean just like that “you people” don’t care about the second greatest golfer of all time. I guess you’re giving up on Tiger the same way you did poor old O.J. A man makes one mistake. Okay, one huge mistake, and you’re ready to throw him to the wolves. YOU – PEOPLE – ARE – COLD . . . ice cold, I tell ya!
:05—If you haven’t been to a high school basketball game yet and you want to blame it on the cold weather and snow…well, put your big boy pants on Alice and get your butt to a City League BB game. Our student athletes “Be Ballin” and they need your…our…support.  See ya at the games!
:04—Even after all this time and talking, you still don’t believe they let the air out of the footballs. Do me a favor, meet me Downtown on the 6th Street Bridge…I want to sell it to you. No, really. I’ll let you have it for $50,000 cause I like you.  And I’ll tell you what, for another $50,000, I’ll throw in PNC Park.  Hell, it’s right there at the end of the bridge…why not!?!?
:03—Jerome “The Bus” Bettis is the 6th all time leading rusher in NFL history.  He should be automatic for the Hall of Fame.  I know it.  He knows it. The H.O.F. Committee knows it, and you know it too—yes you do…yes – you – do…oh shut up.  You do too!
:02—Do me a favor. Put these dates in your smart phone:  No. 1—Friday, Feb. 27, 6 p.m., the Pittsburgh and Allegheny County Public Service Awards, honoring our local heroes.  The 1st Floor Gallery at the Allegheny County Courthouse.  $20 at the door “Heroes Make the Sun Rise in the Morning…Heroes Make the Stars Shine Bright at Night!”  No. 2—The Pittsburgh Steelers Legend Reunion II at The Rivers Casino, Saturday, March 28, 5 p.m. V.I.P. Reception, 6 p.m. General Reception, 7 p.m. autographs, photographs, food, cash bar, jazz band, silent auction and super fun, starring Louis Lipps, Dwayne Woodruff, J.T. Thomas, Mel Blount, Robin Cole, Randy Grossman, Mike Wagner, Craig Bingham and more. No. 3—The Pittsburgh Hoops Classic—City League vs. WPIAL and more coming Saturday, April 18.  Call Achieving Greatness Inc. for more information 412-628-4856.
:01—The finest Women in the World Top 10 List is coming.  Just hold on!
~ GAME OVER ~

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